Thursday, July 12, 2012

The Machine That Launch A Thousand Words



I feel proud and honored to be part of the Philippine history!




PCOS: Precinct Count Optical Scanner

         
     A paper-based ballot voting and counting machine. The PCOS is a scanner with an advanced optical character recognition for scanning, recording, and collating the ballots as they are fed into the machine. It has a security key which turns on the PCOS on Election Day. The key is coded individually and can't be used with others; each machine will be switched on by three teachers from the Board of Election Inspectors (BEI). The activated security key will ensure that there is no entry or vote in the machine's memory. 



Getting to know the PCOS Machine......

                                                         Basic parts and its functions
 


May 10, 2010 - The first ever automated election in the Philippine history. 

----- Before the election, left and right controversies about the PCOS machine shaken the whole nation. Everyone was curious what this machine can do to change the old flaws of election like the "dagdag-bawas".

----- Madaming napag-usapang negationg issues tungkol sa PCOS machine at sa Smartmatic na developer nito. 

-----Madaming nagtaas ng kilay, nagprotesta at sumalungat sa paggamit nito sa eleksyon.

----- Madaming nagduda sa kredibilidad ng machine na to kahit hindi pa nga nila nasusubukan gamitin.

-  Sa kabila ng mga negatibong usapan, isipin at isyu, natuloy pa din ang paggamit sa PCOS Machine sa Halalan 2010.
          
              --- Kahit na nagkaroon ng mga aberya at konting pagkalito sa pag gamit ng machine sa nakaraang eleksyon na hindi maiiwasan sa kadahilanan una beses palang naman ito nagagamit ng Pilipinas natural lang na mangapa pa ang mga Pinoy sa pag gamit nito, naging matagumpay pa din naman ang eleksyon at mabilis na naiulat sa sambayanan ang naging resulta ng botohan. Naging mabilis ang announcement of winners kumpara sa dating nakasanayang mano-manong bilangan. 


Looking back before the election time
The story on how the Board of Election Inspectors (BEI) were selected.

     Before the election the BEI were selected from the list of all public school teachers. They were trained by the COMELEC officials on how to operate the PCOS machine. After this training they have to passed the written and practical examination administered by the BEI Certifiers from Department of Science and Technology (DOST). If a BEI fails to get a 60 percent passing grade, he or she will still be allowed to take the practical exam. If the BEI passes the practical test, he or she will be allowed to re-take the written exam. Once they pass the tests, they will be certified as IT-capable by the DOST and that's the only time the BEI will be allowed to operate the PCOS machine in the election.


March 2010 : Queen Margarette Hotel, Quezon Province

 ----- As part of the Team Quezon BEI Certifiers after the training in Nawawalang Paraiso we are deploy for almost one month in Lucena City in Quezon Province for the administration of the practical and written examination to the BEI in Quezon. 

-----  On our first day in Queen Margarette Hotel (where the training and the certification process will be held) we are all excited, nervous, and curious what will happen on our special task for the 2010 National Election.

----- There will be batches of BEI to be trained on the first day and certified on the second day. Every batches are ranging from 250-400 teachers, so imagine that, we have to administered the examination for 1 day. We have to finished the checking of the written exam before lunch break to know who can proceed to the practical examination. Sobrang stressful to!!!


First day - Lectures and Hands-on Training

Second Day - Written and Practical Exam
----- On our team, halos lahat kami young looking and we don't look like as a professional in a suit. Kaya on our first few days we really had a hard time on dealing with the teachers. They even questioned our credibility. Every time na papasok kami sa training room to administered the examination madami ang nagtataas ng kilay at meron pa nga nagsasabi "ay bata lang naman pala magbibigay ng exam". We are triggered by that issues and by that negative comments to be strict during the examination. That's why we leave an impressions to the first batches that we our really serious with our job, so from then on natakot na sila samin.....hahahaha.....Imagine, dahil samin mga school principals and teachers natakot kumuha ng exam feeling tuloy namin para kami si Ms. Minchin. But kidding aside ginawa lang namin yung trabaho namin, ang hirap kaya sawayin ng mga mas matanda sayo na nakikita mong nagkokopyahan sa exam.
 
Team Quezon with COMELEC-Quezon Officials

Some SPOOF during the certification days:

Scene 1
Me: What option will you press in the Main Menu to turn off the PCOS machine? = answer: Shut Down
Sir: Shut up! (with the proud tone...)
             ---- wahahaha, windang naman ako kay sir pinatahimik na ko, buti na lang tapos na sya.

Scene 2 
Me: Ano po yung iprint nyo para makita yung mga activities ng PCOS machine? = answer: Audit Log
Ma'am: Jet log
            ----- nyahaha....may jet log ka na ma'am? sumakay ka na nag eroplane?
        
         * same question....dami nagkamali dito
Sir: Back log
           ------ sir, madami ka ba naiwan trabaho?
Ma'am: di ba may log yun hane? 
           ------ nakalimutan ni Ma'am, pero ano yung HANE? akala ko Honey ang tawag sakin ni Ma'am yun pala expression lang yun sa Quezon...hahahaha...buti na lang di ako nag-react kay ma'am.

Scene 3
Madame: Can you help me with this? Kanina ko pa ginagamit tong iButton pin (Security Key) pero ayaw gumana. Sira ba to?
(tiningnan ko yung LCD monitor ni Ma'am, ang hinihingi naman kasi eh BEI Security Pin....di talaga gagana ang iButton mo ma'am...) 
Me: Ma'am basahin nyo po mabuti sa LCD kung ano po yung hinihingi.
Madame: Yes, nabasa ko na. Ano palagay mo sakin hindi marunong magbasa?
             ---- ang sungit ha, syempre malumanay pa din ako sumagot kahit naaasar na talaga ako
Me: ay hindi naman po sa ganun ma'am, intindihin nyo po kung ano po yung hinihingi, di ba may iba't ibang pin po kayo?
Madame: Yes, I know. Marunong ako umintindi.
             ----- wahahahaha....imbyerna na talaga ako sa isang to ha! Tumahimik na lang ako, baka mapatulan ko pa eh...haha...joke lang.....hulaan nyo na lang kung pumasa sya o hindi....

Scene 4 
---During first day ng mga BEI, para lang kami mga batang guests na nagtatakbuhan at naglalaro sa hotel kaya hindi halata na kami yung nagbibigay ng exam.

Dinner time: Papauwi na ang mga naunang batch at nagdadatingan na ang next batch.

Teacher1 - 1st batch: Naku, magreview kayo mabuti ang higpit nung mga nagbibigay ng exam. 
Teacher2 - 1st batch: Oo nga, ang daming tanong. Mga bata pa, pero mukhang mabigat na ang mga pinagdadaanan lagai nakasimangot, ang susungit.
Teacher 3 - 2nd batch: Mga bata lang pala eh. Mabilis lang yun.
Teacher4 - 2nd batch: Dito din ba sila nag-stay?
Kami (certifiers): tawanan ng malakas kunwari hindi naririnig ang mga nag-uusap...deadma mode...may sariling mundo kunwari.....pero tinatandaan na namin yung mga mukha nung nag-uusap.
Teacher1 - 1st batch: Yun sila, (lumapit pa sa table namin) Hi ma'am, sir! Mauna na kami.
Kami (certifiers): Sige po, ingat kayo! (orocan o tupperware?!?!...hehehe...)
 
----- Ang mga ganitong eksena ang kalimitang kwentuhan namin sa gabi habang nag check at nag record ng results ng exams. Natatawa na lang kami pagkatapos sa mga nagiging reaksyon nga mga BEI. 


This is once in a lifetime experience that I will surely cherished forever.

----Ang dami-dami ko natutunan at na-experience during the certification days.  .Kulang ang isang araw to tell all those stories. But aside from those stories one thing for sure that I will treasure forever was the privilege to be a one of the BEI Certifiers....to be part of the first automated election...to be part of the Philippine History! :)


-----   Au revoir.   :)  MJ

Sunday, July 08, 2012

Nawawalang Paraiso...PCOS of You

Business with Pleasure :)

The Pleasure Side:

♩ ♪ ♫ ♬ PCOS of you my life has changed thank you for the love and the joy you bring.....
        ..........   (guess who sang this song and for whom)

PCOS of you I've been at Nawawalang Paraiso..........
 
Nawawala nga ba? o Paraiso nga ba talaga?



     Nawawalang Paraiso is a resort and hotel nestled in Tayabas, Quezon, a few meters away from Graceland Estates and Country Club. I had a chance to stay here because of PCOS. For almost a week this resort serves us our shelter and venue for the rigorous training in operating the PCOS machine.

 

----- some of the facilities of Nawawalang Paraiso

              ----- there are numerous pool in the area, a playground and basketball court



----- the room where we stayed



----- some photo ops around the resort

                ---- in the playground (who belong with the elephants??? hehehe...)


                   ----- in the parking lot and in front of the hotel rooms



The Business Side:

     As chosen to be a BEI certifier we had to undergo rigorous training on operating the PCOS machine. We need to be an expert in using the machine, we need to be familiarized with its parts and how it will work, we have to memorized its process flow. We attended lectures and demonstrations. We even took written and practical exams. We have to do all of this to be credible to administer the written and practical examinations on PCOS operation to teachers who served as the BEI in the election.


♩ ♪ ♫ ♬ PCOS of you my life has change.....
         
           ----This became our theme song during that time. We used to sing this song when we feel tired and bored during lectures and exams. Also, one of the boys in our group always sings this song to a girl he met during our training. (guess who he is...)


-----  our classmates during the training (all ears in the lecturer...serious mode)


----- Ms. Princess demonstrating how to used the KEY



 ----- the lecturer explaining something but I can't remember why I was looking at the back side of the room (huli sa akto di nakikinig....hehe)



----- while reviewing for the exams, serious mode parang exam lang sa Calculus at Trigonometry to ah....




----- and finally graduation time, of course we all passed in the examinations

DOST Team Quezon Certifiers with the Director of COMELEC-Quezon and lecturers



*** More of the PCOS machine on my next post......


-----   Au revoir.   :)  MJ

Thursday, July 05, 2012

KFC's Cheese Top Burger : Epic Fail

Almost everyone craving for this.....

          ...........even me is guilty of it


     Who would not want to taste the new product of KFC with its mouth watering commercial that almost shown in every gap of your favorite Teleserye. Everyone was so curious what will be the difference if the cheese was put on top of the burger instead inside of it. 

---- and who would not crave for this???



------ really mouth watering for 50 pesos only, right?!?

     So me and my friends gave it a shot. We headed to the nearest KFC store in our area and ordered the most talk of the town burger. The trending topic in most of the social networking site like Facebook.

----- Some shared fun photo for this weird innovation of burger

what do you want for your burger?!?! :)

---- and now the most awaited taste testing of the new KFC's Cheese Top Burger

Look why is it an EPIC FAIL!!! (compare it to the advertisement picture above)


----- presenting the new KFC's Cheese Top Burger in REALITY

it will be serve like this....

with fries - 79 pesos only :)

 ----- with the RED circle on top of its wrapper, as if telling you that it is a Siopao Asado....hehe


....excited to open it? here how it really look like....

the SAD reality


------ the cheese on top was so thin, if you ate it while your eyes are closed you cannot notice there was a cheese on top

------- it was so dry, the garlic parmesan  dressing was just a guni-guni....wala talaga ako nalasahan....promise!!!


**** It was really a BIG DISAPPOINTMENT.......it never meets my expectations.....

According to Ate Jenny may nilabag na batas ang KFC: (Special mention ha...lawyer ka na?!?!)

RA 7394 or the Consumer Act of the Philippines 

ARTICLE 112. Special Advertising Requirements for Food, Drug, Cosmetic, Device or Hazardous Substance – No person shall advertise any food, drug, cosmetic, device, or hazardous substance in a manner that in false impression regarding its character, value, quantity, composition, merit, safety.

 

"The more you expect, the more disappointed you will be, is that right?"



Note: Photos were just downloaded from the net. Thank you for those who have uploaded it. Sorry I forgot to captured my own burger because of the disappointment but I have to blog this to release and share my thoughts and feelings about the new talk of the town burger.

*** It's not my intention to damage the store reputation I just can't help myself not to write about it.

 
-----   Au revoir.   :)  MJ
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